Star Joes

Episode 17 - Passed Stupid a Long Time Ago

In this episode Chuck and Ryan catch up on what they were up to during the holiday season. They respond to some listener voicemails and listener questions. Chuck claims his title as the Star Joes fantasy football league champ, but should learn what happens when you brag just a little too much. All of this and an amazing interview with none other than G.I. Joe artist Robert Atkins (and yes, this is the real deal). It's a long one, but it's a great one. Worth every second. Enjoy!!

Episode 16 - Trying to Make a Dead Man Proud

This may be the episode that goes down in the history books. If you love Ryan and Chuck arguments, then this is the one for you. Whether it's in the comic reviews, the top 5 lists, or Chuck's lack to produce pie for the show, there is plenty of banter going on here. Check out the latest in comic reviews, the guys load up on toy reviews for the holiday season, they provide not one but two Top 5 lists, and even OU812 gets into the holiday spirit. It's more of what you all have come to love from these guys, and they make sure to load this one up for you. Enjoy!!

The Joes Go to the Movies - Van Helsing

After much debate in previous episodes, Ryan and Chuck decide to sit down and watch the movie Van Helsing, and you get to come along for the ride. Is this a good movie or not? You, the listeners, can decide for yourselves. It's a fun ride through the world of Universal Monsters as we uncover possibly the true reason Chuck likes this movie...the pretty girls. So sit back, grab some popcorn, and enjoy this special Halloween episode from Ryan and Chuck.

Episode 14 - The Silent Episode

To honor the great G.I. Joe issue, the guys do an episode completely silent...who are we kidding? You can't shut these guys up. Ryan and Chuck discuss their plans for the upcoming Mid-Ohio Con, Ryan explains a bump he heard in the night, and Chuck finds the words to express a recent beating he took. The guys then cover the most recent G.I. Joe and Star Wars issues, cover two action figures that could make your skin crawl, and then finish with a couple top 5 lists to get you in the mood for the upcoming Halloween weekend. It's all that you have come to love about this show, so enjoy!

Episode 11 - Come to Papa

In this episode, Chuck responds to Ryan's Blooper Episode. The guys catch up on all that has been happening since their last recording together. They answer some listener questions with several tangent conversations along the way. G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero is enthusiastically welcomed into the titles that are reviewed each month. The guys cover a toy review with a figure from Rock's generosity and a figure straight from San Diego Comic Con. If that wasn't enough, find out what breakfast cereals Ryan and Chuck ate as kids, and which characters really should never hook up. It's a jammed pack episode which also includes a couple words from their assassin robot OU812. Enjoy!!

Episode 10 - Well, It Had To Happen Sometime

After so many extra special episodes, the guys finally make it to the milestone Episode 10, and they make the wait worth it. This is a jam packed episode. The guys cover all the great comic issues you've come to love. They set up a massive battle royale for a future episode. They cover a special toy review, and Chuck conducts his first interview with a very special guest. And if all of that wasn't enough the guys run down the movies they would make from their favorite 80's franchises (where we discover Chuck dirty little secret about the cartoon Gem). After all of this, the guys even announce another contest for you, the listeners. Could anything else fit in this episode? Listen and find out.

The Joes Go to the Movies - Masters of the Universe

Well, it's the episode you've all been waiting for. The commentary of the film Masters of the Universe starring Dolph Lundgren. Ryan and Chuck have debated for some time now if this movie is any good, and now you'll get to watch the movie with them to decide for yourself. But we warn you, you probably won't hear much of the actual movie while you're watching it. These guys find comments for just about everything. So pop in your copy of the film (you know you own it. Don't lie) and enjoy watching it Star Joes style. (Warning: For a few seconds the movie stalled out when the He-Man and the heroes first arrive on Earth, but it was only for a few seconds and shouldn't impact your enjoyment of this episode if you are watching the movie along with listening)

Win Our Package Contest Episode

It's what you all have been waiting for. A chance to win the very first Star Joes Contest. Ryan and Chuck put together quite a package for you, the listener, and in this episode you'll learn how you can win it. It's an exciting time to be a Star Joes listener and fan. Plus you get to hear the guys' reviews of Iron Man 2, their top 5 favorite Iron Man armors, and what the guys like to chow down on when they need food fast. It's a full episode with the added feature of potential prizes. How can you pass that up? You can't, so listen now!!

Episode 5 - Meet My Newest Creation

In this episode, the Ryan and Chuck are joined by Nick (forum member WoofmanZ). And if you thought in the last episode it took the guys a while to answer listener questions, imagine what happens this episode when three people are chiming in. The guys catch up on all the most recent G.I. Joe and Transformers issues...almost. And they discuss the hottest rides in the world of Star Wars and G.I. Joe. As always there are debates, discussions, and a lot more fun than could ever be put here. Enjoy!!

Episode 3 - Embrace the Suck

Welcome to a very self indulgent episode where Ryan and Chuck have a live opening of some boxes received recently. The guys discuss what is coming up this year based on the news from the New York Toy Fair. Ryan describes his family connection to the Star Wars universe...sorta (hint - there is nothing wrong with your speakers or iPods). Then the guys wrap up the show covering their most hated Star Wars characters from the movies. So sit back, relax, and prepare to embrace the suck. Closing music - Dare To Be Stupid by "Weird Al" Yankovic